i scalded my face

yes, it's very painful
yes, it's pretty stinging
yes, my fault

who asked me to attempt to fry apples, right dad?

but jamie oliver did it ...

::sighness::

i swear it's like a third degree burn
(altho jenny said no)

i swear my face is disfigured
(Lord, i hope not)

a -to-get-my-self-esteem-back-in-box :

'cools, soothes and helps relieve pain' : bull farking arse

gee says he loves me : and that's all the comfort i need right now