so i have this classmate ryt
whose boyfriend can read people's mind

apparently attained this level of 'enlightenment'

as you can see, im a skeptic

so ok, he reads minds, fine

it just baffles me why he reads me

lets just say he's able to sense my condition (thru mind-reading im guessing?)
happy, sick, feeling fat, stress, problems ridden .. whatever condition i may be in

then he will relate it to her
she'll tell me

and i'll gasp
momentarily ponder about the possibility of his so-called gift
the could-be truth of it all

before dismissing it

what irks the living daylights of me is
how she will put on this 'netty, are you ok' tone

look, if you can really truly read my mind

PLEASE BUG OFF
leave me alone
you're creeping me out

and you wonder why gee gets icky about him