on the not so sunny side of the street

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

i just have to say this

i have issues with bodily excretion
I.E shitting

argh

last month, it was so blown up
i swear i didnt s-word more than 7days of the whole 30 days of september
and when i did, i got its counterpart, diarrhoea

dont get me wrong
i live for fruits (eaten correctly BEFORE food) and vegetables (raw's best)

crab

natasha advised acidophillus, as in PILLS, not yakult
apparently it'll clear the entire system

i didnt even know acidophillus exists in pills

crab

i blame (seem to be blaming alot these days, tsktsk) environmental learning
haha. in other words, mum

as a child, i SIMPLY HATED going to poopoo
cos mummy would give me her infamous-icy-cold stare

apparently, i always only ask abah to come clean me up
and she (as i was the only child, then) would say 'asik panggil ABah jer. taktau malu eh'

smthg along the lines of : no shame for always asking daddy to clean his princess

in retrospect, i think she was jealous
ask her now, and she laughed bad. heh.

she is my disciplinarian caregiver
yes, indeed, due to that, i develop an atypical aversion to poopoo-ing

mann.. im a good psychology student ay?
can link and apply to situations..!

*apersyg,masukbakulangkatsendiri.bakulponpecah!*

HEH
i told mummy all of that, trust me, she laughed bad.

posted at Tuesday, October 17, 2006 by Husniyati